传中到都灵！看外国网友毒评皇马季前赛表现

#以下评论皆来自reddit

On：奥迪杯半决赛 皇马0-1热刺

[皇马球迷TomasRoncero]

my armchair analysis: damn we're going toget relegated

胡乱分析一下：艹我们要降级了

[曼城球迷damrider]

Gonna get relegated and win the championsleague

降级然后赢了个欧冠

[切尔西球迷BumbotheCleric]

Just a Spanish Chelsea

西甲版切尔西

[危地马拉球队球迷acwilan]

That's the kind of challenge Zidane waslooking for after 3 CL wins

这才是欧冠三连之后齐祖寻求的真正的挑战

[皇马球迷Arvi833]

Well we didn't lose 7-3 so... that's good Iguess

额…没输7-3，我看也还行

[热刺球迷benoles_esquire]

pretty cool that in july we won both theSerie A and la liga

美滋滋，才7月我们就已经拿下意甲和西甲冠军了

[切尔西球迷stingen]

Wasn't aware Real Madrid won the title lastyear.

哈？没听说皇马去年有夺冠

[皇马球迷LinXcze]

Cross and inshallah - the club.

皇家·传中·真主保佑·马德里

[曼联capicolasalami]

I don't get it. They should bring in a bigman if they wanna play that way. This only worked with Ronaldo 's insane aerialpresence

我完全想不通。他们想这么打一定得有个大个子，只有拥有空霸C罗才行得通。

[西班牙球迷VivaLaWeeb]

Pogba is 1.91m

博格巴1米91

[主队未知erasmusrotterdamus]

Lukaku is available

卢卡库可以一战

[曼联球迷Lord_Sauron]

Time to bring back Fellaini from China

是时候把费莱尼从中国叫回来了

[里斯本竞技球迷PhillyFreezer]

Real Madrid have got to be the mostinteresting team to watch next season no? So much drama, so many storylines.They could win the CL or not even make it through the group stages. Genuinelyhave no idea where they'll finish

皇马是下个赛季最值得期待的球队了吧？戏这么多，剧情这么丰富。他们能赢欧冠又可能小组赛就被淘汰。真的不知道他们最后结局会怎么样

[皇马球迷dantew]

Trash boys. Can’t find words to describehow utterly shit we are. Great system Zidane, keep crossing it to Ronaldo.

太垃圾了！简直说不上来我们有多烂。齐祖就知道传中给C罗！

[摩洛哥球迷simomii]

Some of the crosses could reach Turinthough

有几个传中确实能传到都灵了

On：国际冠军杯赛 马竞7-3皇马

[荷兰球迷WetRoger]

Can someone link me a recording of thematch please?

有人能给个比赛链接吗？

[亚特兰大联球迷fakeplasticdroid]

I'm sure it'll be on pornhub soon.

一会儿某hub上就该有了

[切尔西球迷Saichander]

Whoretois

库尔·关不住裆·图瓦

[巴塞罗那球迷aabb472811]

Enjoyed every minute of it

每一分钟都是极致享受

[法国球迷matthieuC]

The beating will stop when Real accepts tosell James to Atlético

皇马同意把J罗卖给马竞，他们就会收手了

[主队未知Vielaken]

Can barely read the names and timings onthe scoreboard

根本看不清计分板上的名字和时间

[皇马球迷pipekran]

Our youngsters finally prove themselves.

我们的年轻人终于证明了自己。

[主队未知maxbiggavels]

Real Madrid, we win when it matters!

皇马只赢重要的比赛！

[热刺球迷Messisfoot]

Well, except for last year.

除了去年。

（皇马2-7马竞时）

[皇马球迷Deraldoo]

Arsenal ptsd incoming

阿森纳警告

[阿森纳球迷M3do_0]

If it became 8-2 I will just kill myself.

如果最后8-2就自杀。

[曼联球迷YH_MUFC]

8-2 it is then

期待8-2

[拜仁球迷MeUhhSanMeUhh]

Now Toni Kroos knows how it feels to lose7-1 also.

现在克罗斯也知道输7-1的滋味了

[马竞球迷1ngK]

Hazard: I’ve always wanted to play forMadrid........the red one

阿扎尔：我一直梦想去马德里……竞技

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